Of potatoes and orange

So long no blog and when I blog it's something bad. Well come to think of the title of this blog.. occasionally must also blog the 'oh oh' (dark dark) side of life.

Orange (the big boss) ask me to collect some potatoes from each section, compile and give it to her. So I mah compile the potatoes into a sack and dump it on the table for her 1.5 weeks ago. After that no hear news from her already so mah take it all is well.

Today 11.00am ( yes so traumatized, I can remember the time), she ask me to go to her corner, then ask me why are the potatoes in a pile in front of her. This is not what she want bla bla bla, the conversation goes like this....

O : Why are the potatoes in a pile here. This is not what I want.

Me: A... you ask me to compile and put on your desk .

O: No I want it smash into potato salad.

Me: Er.... ok, can I do it now?

O: Too late.. What about your own potato salad? I use your concoction then.

Me: Er...I didn't do my own salad. I only got the recipe in my head, but I can do it now.

O: Did you consult on the salad recipe with your team of cooks?

Me: No wo.. I just ask them for their potatoes only.

O: NOOOooo, you should have talked to them and get their feedback on the salad. Why you didn't do all these? What have you been doing all this while?

Me: (T__T) Let me cook it now. 3pm on your table? Will it be too late?

O: I need to see the head chef 5pm with the salad. Make sure it's on my table.. better yet, put it in a bowl and give it to me.

Skipping lunch and rushing that bloody thing for her.. and dump the thing on her table on 2.55pm.

Me: Boss, potato salad. Hope this can help you.

O: *looking up* .. oh.. *look look at potato* .. I think better give me snap shot of the salad instead.

Me: Yes boss (T__T)

Can I survive this kind of boss....? Only 2 months and I am beginning to hate it here...